Why do Americans think hot dog eating contests are patriotic.
Why do americans love chinese food? I mean in every series and movies i’ve watched, they’re ordering it
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Why do Americans insist on putting z’s in words instead of an s are they trying to be edgy or do they just love the letter z?
why do Americans call biscuits cookies
why do Americans have so many holidays and celebrations and shit
Why do Americans put cheese on EVERYTHING?
why do americans hate on bagged milk
Why do Americans celebrate every single holiday by drinking till they pass out #itsnotcool
why do americans say ‘guys’ so much
why do Americans always bring up the Boston Tea Party during the Fourth of July like its so irrelevant i don’t understand
why can’t Americans pronounce aluminium?
Why do Americans like mac n cheese so much????
why do americans always go out just to get some yogurt? its weird
Why must Americans put bacon on everything
Why do americans always have to go and take the ‘u’ out of words. My favoUrite coloUr is green.
WHY CAN’T AMERICANS SAY I COULDN’T CARE LESS INSTEAD OF INSISTING ON SAYING THE UTTERLY MORONIC & OXYMORONIC I COULD CARE LESS #idiots
why do americans have to words for the same thing??? flannel? plaid?
Why can’t Americans say cheese toastie it’s so much cooler than grilled cheese. Fuck this place man.
Why can’t Americans say ‘Jaguar’ properly ? Jagwaar ?
why do americans eat so much avocado? i don’t think i’ve ever even seen one in real life
Why do Americans have to invent silly words for things that already do? Like SAMMICH for SANDWICH? And wtf is S’MORES supposed to be?!
why do americans not know what grams are like why do they only measure in cups wtf is that