1. Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
3. Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the sports stadium for unruly behavior?
(h/t Kevin Roose)
4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
5. Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
6. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
8. Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
9. Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
12. Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
13. Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
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