13 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes You’re Going To Need This Weekend

1. Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?

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2. Q: Which cat discovered America?

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3. Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the sports stadium for unruly behavior?

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4. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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5. Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

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6. Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

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7. Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

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8. Q: What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?

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9. Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

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10. Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

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11. Q: What kind of music do pilgrims like?

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12. Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

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13. Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?

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